Jake's SeeFood Diet

[Jake]

SLICED ROASTED POTATOES (AKA - CRISPS)

1. Go to Tescos with £2
2. Purchase a multi pack of Walkers Crisps
3. Pay at check out (or hide under jacket and walk out of store)
4. Place bag next to PC
5. Open bag and ensure you have a suitable accompaniment before eating, like Becks German beer or glass of red wine
6. Commence to eat crisps whilst annoying fellow chatters on Skype (Matrix does this as I am led to understand)
7. Eat another packet straight after to build up unwanted calories
8. Go to gym at 6.30am next morning to remove all the said calories
9. Resort to point 1 again

ENJOY!

Jake